My brother is WAY funnier than I am.
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Joe: Retiring-giving land 2 kids. Kids don’t want me @ their house. Kids R mean. Don’t need em. It’s raining. Cold/wet/naked. Crazycrazycrazy-dead. (This threw me. It took me a minute to figure out first what the hell he was on about, and then whether it meant he was going to be in King Lear again, or whether this meant he just signed up for Twitter.)
Joe: OMGs. King Ag totally ruining my kill-buzz. Where’s Pat? Pat’s dead? NOOOOOOO!!!! Stupid Trojans.
Me (finally catching on): Gimme that ring. No YOU gimme. Fuckin’ Orcs. Are we there yet? The precious! Nooooo *plunk*
Joe: Hottie APB-Mr. Darcy @ Orange Julius in mall wearing Tommy and chinos. Soooooooo unapproachable. (I don’t have the heart to tell him that Pride & Prejudice jokes are so passe.)
Me: Kansas sucks. Wait, I take that back.
Joe: Cap’n A totally needs a BJ HOLY SHIT! That’s a big fucking whale!!!
Me: ZOMG I just saw Rochester dressed like a chick. GAY.
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OK, now it’s your turn. Entertain me!
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